For example: I think the article about KC CONCEPCION in this month’s issue of Yes! Magazine is very shallow and needlessly long. Some of my friends think PINOY BIG BROTHER TEEN EDITION PLUS is very gay (is ABS-CBN our local version of Bravo? ABS-CBN did have that modeling reality show. And they did air Cardcaptor Sakura). My nephew likes ANGEL LOCSIN. My sister likes GABBY CONCEPCION.

It’s better if you say something controversial. You can say “PIOLO PASCUAL mancrushes me,” make sure it’s true. Saying “lazy people think LOBO is a stupid show because they can’t get over the The Devil Wears Prada similarities” might make people think you’re a pompous snob but no one really cares about criticism so it won’t do. “POP FERNANDEZ has no talent” is true, although you’d have to prove your claim (won’t be that difficult, though) to avoid any problems, legal or otherwise, later on. Although who cares about her, really?